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This is where my insanity comes to the forefront; I speak to my children who are not even a thought yet. I will provide my unrelenting wit, insight and anecdotes in a hope that I can provide a level of sincerity to my future children and so that they will have a genuine look into the man I was before they came along and all the steps I took to get there…also it would be awesome if I found ways to embarrass them before they were even alive.
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If for whatever reason somebody else needs unrelenting wisdom or has the desire to compliment me feel free! No complaints though…I don’t need that sort of negativity.
Dear Child(ren) 