This is where my insanity comes to the forefront; I speak to my children who are not even a thought yet. I will provide my unrelenting wit, insight and anecdotes in a hope that I can provide a level of sincerity to my future children and so that they will have a genuine look into the man I was before they came along and all the steps I took to get there…also it would be awesome if I found ways to embarrass them before they were even alive.